Respect

Respect has to be earned. At least that's what I hear all the time. I think its actually difficult to earn my respect but its not impossible. Here's a list of ways to gain my respect:

• Introduce yourself to me
• Be knowledgeable
• Do something that i can't do (ladies you have a slight advantage because of what your gender entails)
• Be better than me in an area of expertise but not something that i like to do because i'll end up jealous instead
  
• Be able to consume large amounts of food without looking like a pig
  
• Be respectful and courteous
• Hate stupid people
• Have a strong interest in a variety of music
  
• Have a degree of superficiality
• Be Funny